A birthday filled with laughter and fun.
But who do I see, peeping round the door?
Princess Zelda – "Oh no, she's not FOUR!"
The trouble is, Zelda has got it wrong;
This grown-up girl is too tall and strong!
"Princess Zelda – Go away!
You were supposed to come on Sophie's FOURTH birthday."
Hopping around drinking Grandad's beer.
"Oh no, Peter, you had better go quick
Or Grandad will shout at Uncle Nick!"
It's Cinderella, with the Prince – the soppy pair!
He's a naughty Prince to be so fruity
As to kiss Cinderella after waking the Sleeping Beauty!
Is ANYONE coming to see Sophie Rose?
With lots of presents and pretty new clothes?
It's all going horribly wrong
At this rate, all she will get is a birthday song
"Hello, Miss Hoolie, have you a story?
What? There's a problem in Balamory?
Oh no! So sorry you will have to rush
Back to Spencer, and his lost paintbrush."
How nice to see you and George, all round and big.
No! Don't be so greedy and eat all the cake,
And give yourselves a stomach ache."
Look, Sophie, who is this looking very pretty?
WOW, IT'S ONLY HELLO KITTY!
Bringing love and happiness now you are THREE
From the Ireson-Vaughan-Smiths – your family!
© Annie Ireson